Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!

“We need to take all the goods from sex shops, load them onto bombers and drop them on the Ukrainian Armed Forces. Let these rubber dildos and vaginas knock them on the heads!”

On Russia Day, Russia has given up its sovereignty. Following sanctioning of Moscow Exchange, the new cross-dollar exchange rate is set based on the yuan exchange rate. As a result, flow of finances into the Russian budget will be directly influenced, and soon controlled, by the Central Bank of China, which carries out its functions under the leadership of the Chinese Communist Party. Thus Russia will once again become a communist country!

In Russia, female prisoners began to ask to be sent to combat zone in Ukraine is exchange for early release. The Commissioner for Human Rights, Tatyana Moskalkova, receives requests.

When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?

At St Petersburg International Economic Factory, a Russian diplomat asked a woman to move to a place reserved for women to show representatives of the terrorist organization Taliban a stand dedicated to gender equality in Russia.

Korotkikh faces up to eight years in penal colony.

Former head of the State Design Bureau “Rainbow” brigade that designs hypersonic cruise missiles Sergei Korotkikh deleted folder entitled Trash from his computer.

Why do guys on dating apps often just first message "hey" or "hey how are you" instead of being more creative and unique? How do they think being a copycat will stand out?

Hurray, tovarischi! Workers of the world, unite!

In May 2024, 60% of respondents said that the quality of goods that replaced Western brands that had left the Russian market was deteriorating, while in the fall of 2023 only 44% thought so.

Chairman of the Upper Chamber of Parliament Valentina Matvienko speaking about Special Military Operation.

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

Ready… steady… go , you dope fiend rooskie Olympic athletes!

There were critically important calculations, the loss of which was almost worth the disruption of the state defense order.

A dog named “Koksik” (slang for “cocaine”) is introduced to robot dogs of the elderly gay couple in Moscow, Russia.

Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?

Deputy of the lower chamber of parliament Milonov made the following proposal:

I offer you to play game True or False with me. I write news, quotes and official statistics and you decide if it really happened or it was made up. I warn you that your instincts will be telling you it’s false but it isn’t!

“We didn’t do anything bad to anyone. We didn’t invade any country, unlike the United States.”

What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?

The lower chamber of parliament has prepared a bill that bans advertising on the social network Instagram that has already been banned.

My name Brutalsky. Gulag is my spiritual home.

In 2024, deaths exceeded the number of births in Russia by 142,759 people. More couples get divorced than get married: 210,215 marriages versus 213,332 divorces in the first four months of 2024.

Are you afraid of being alone?